What would animals say if we asked the right questions? / Vinciane Despret ; translated by Brett Buchanan ; foreword by Bruno Latour.

"Originally published in French as Que diraient les animaux si ... on leur posait les bonnes questions? by Vinciane Despret. Copyright Éditions La Découverte, 2012"--Title page verso.

Includes bibliographical references (pages 213-241) and index.

A for artists : Stupid like a painter? -- B for beasts : Do apes really ape? -- C for corporeal : Is it all right to urinate in front of animals? -- D for delinquents : Can animals revolt? -- E for exhibitionists : Do animals see themselves as we see them? -- For for fabricating science : Do animals have a sense of prestige? -- G for genius : With whom would extraterrestrials want to negotiate? -- H for hierarchies : Might the dominance of males be a myth? -- I for impaired : Are animals reliable models of morality? -- J for justice : Can animals compromise? -- K for killable : Are any species killable? -- L for laboratory : What are rats interested in during experiments? -- M for magpies : How can we interest elephants in mirrors? -- N for necessity : Can one lead a rat to infanticide? -- O for oeuvres : Do birds make art? -- P for pretenders : Can deception be proof of good manners? -- Q for queer : Are penguins coming out of the closet? -- R for reaction : Do goats agree with statistics? -- S for separations : Can animals be broken down? -- T for tying knots : Who invented language and mathematics? -- U for umwelt : Do beasts know ways of being in the world? -- V for versions : Do chimpanzees die like we do? -- W for work : Why do we say that cows don't do anything? -- X for xenografts : Can one live with the heart of a pig? -- Y for YouTube : Are animals the new celebrities? -- Z for zoophilia : Can horses consent?.

Vinciane Despret argues that behaviors we identify as separating humans from animals do not actually properly belong to humans. She does so by exploring incredible and often funny adventures about animals and their involvements with researchers, farmers, zookeepers, handlers, and other human beings. Do animals have a sense of humor? In reading these stories it is evident that they do seem to take perverse pleasure in creating scenarios that unsettle even the greatest of experts, who in turn devise newer and riskier hypotheses that invariably lead them to conclude that animals are not nearly as dumb as previously thought. These deftly translated accounts oblige us, along the way, to engage in both ethology and philosophy. Combining serious scholarship with humor that will resonate with anyone, this bookwith a foreword by noted French philosopher, anthropologist, and sociologist of science Bruno Latouris a must not only for specialists but also for general readers, including dog owners, who will never look at their canine companions the same way again.--COVER.